10 Funny And Rude Doormats

Once upon a time, these were called 'Welcome mats', but they aren't exactly welcoming anymore... are they? They're quite funny they'll give your guests a chuckle before they even step into your house. Or you can have them there hoping your uninvited guests will get a hint and leave you the hell alone.

1. Please Stay On The Mat:

2.For Whom The Dog Barks:

3. Bach Later. Offenbach Sooner:

4. Anti Solicitor Doormat:

5.Come Back With A Warrant:

6. Oh No! Not You Again:

7. Buy A Vowel:

8. Traditional Irish Welcome:

9. Welcome, Just Don't Expect Much:

10. Fo Shizzle Doormat:

I may also add the Come In/Go Away Doormat that serves equally as a welcome mat and get the hell away mat.