Creepy Baby Lamps Are... Creepy!

The Baby Lamp is one of those things that make you go "What the helllll?", I just find it weird and creepy on so many levels! I mean, who would want a frozen green/yellow baby sitting on their side table?

If you want something as creepy as those lamps, check out these baby banks, they go very well with the theme.

What's that?....

Holy Sh*t!!

And this??....

You guessed it right... it's Bull Sh*t, indeed!

Holy What?! : Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee

Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee was designed to protect individuals from genetic discrimination in the workplace - what a noble cause - John's Pee Pee is totally undetectable by standard laboratory methods.

Use Directions:
1- Mix vial contents with two to three ounces (60 to 90cc) of warm water. Tap water is fine. This product should mix immediately.
2- You want to present your sample at body temperature.
3- Once the synthetic urine substitute has been mixed with water, it should be used within 24 hours.


Seriously?

"Holy What?!" : Intro + UFO-02 Detector

"Holy What?!" is a series I'm starting here on Holycool.net. Basically, I'm going to be regularly featuring products that are... well, I'm not sure what to call them so I'm going to let you judge them yourself. Let's see our first item:

The UFO-02 Detector. Since the UFO sightings reported magnetic and electromagnetic disturbances, the UFO-02 Detector was designed to sense these disturbances and signal the presence of the evil UFOs by flashing an LED and beeping. It was 'elegantly' designed... so it doesn't interfere with the beauty of your home decor. This gift to mankind operates on 9V Lithium batteries which are not included ... sorry :(

The big question now is, does it really work? I honestly don't know. But the bigger question is, do you really want to take the risk of being abducted by an alien just because you doubted the UFO detector? Yes, it might be funny now till they show up at your door! You know they're coming to get us sooner or later!

I say, be safe. Do yourself a favor and keep one by your bed.

7 Ridiculously Priced Ridiculous Items on Amazon.com

We all love to shop at Amazon.com, we get our best selling books, some DVDs maybe... a gadget of some sort. But I doubt you've ever came across these 7 ridiculous items, even if you did.. I doubt you'd want to buy them at their even more ridiculous prices. Hell, these are not even things you would want to buy off the internet... or anywhere. Ok... maybe china town.


1- Floral Bouquet Plaque Paperweight: A Russian Antique, circa 1840-1860:
Price: $85,000

I am, by no means, an expert in antiques… but all I can see here is something that I wouldn’t even buy at the dollar store.

2- A Life Size Grim Reaper on Skeleton Horseback:
Price: $3,699

Makes a beautiful addition to any room of the house, specially the kids room. Let me quote a reviewer on this products:
“my kids just LOVE Mr. Scary Bones (as they affectionately call him). As soon as I pull him out of the closet they simply can't wait to jump into bed and pull the covers up over their head. And they've certainly never slept more soundly. I don't hear a peep out of them all night long. Thank you Mr. Scary Bones!”

Don’t tell me it’s not worth the money!

3- Bhutan: A Visual Odyssey Across the Last Himalayan Kingdom:
Price: $30,000 (donated to Friendly Planet)

A gigantic photography book (five by seven feet. 113 pounds). A 20/20 vision wouldn’t cut it, you’ll need two glasses on top of each other. You might also need to keep the book at a low level and then go two stories higher to be able to see it. No binoculars needed, though you might need two friends to help you flip the pages. “FLIP!…. FLIP!… NO GO BACK I MISSED SOMETHING.. OK FLIIIP!”

If you consider buying this book, you have two options:
- Buy the book and donate the money.
OR
- Buy tickets to Bhutan. For you and your whole neighborhood.
- Buy the best digital camera out there and snap some pics.
- Print your pics in a book that you can actually put on your coffee table.

4- Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/ Tank:
Price: $19,999.95

When I first saw this I thought: “Holy Ugly!” then I thought, it’s a battle tank.. It’s not meant to be good looking. After all, it’s what’s on the inside that really matters (which is also ugly). I saw the price, it’s under $20,000... What a steal! Then I saw the shipping price… $14.99?! Ouch! I knew there had to be a catch. Or maybe tank-sized postal stamps are expensive.. I really don’t know. Anyway.. I should forget it. I can't afford it :(

5- Wedding Chapel:
Price: $21,420.47

For the occasional weddings you throw at your backyard… this chapel is yours for just $21,420.47 plus $1,695.69 S/H. Box includes: windows, doors, roof, and an attic ladder, front porch, and wood flooring . Hammers, Screwdrivers and saws are not included.

6- Relaxman Relaxation Capsule:
Price: $39,995.00 (not stressing at all)

In this stressful world of ours, you can’t really put a price on relaxation, can you?! Forget about locking yourself in the bathroom for “me time”. Now, there’s even a smaller space for you to isolate yourself and relaaaax. Prefer bigger spaces? No problem! Use Relaxman to lock your troubles (i.e: wife, husband, kids…etc) away and have the whole house for yourself for as long as it takes you to relax.

7- Rose Otto Oil:
Price: $11,511.00

If you’re going to relax in your awesome relaxing capsule, you’ll want to add a little aroma therapy to that. I mean what’s a lousy $11,511 per 32oz bottle compared to the r-e-l-a-x-ation you’re gonna get in return?

Grand Total: $190,204.95 ... will that be cash or credit?

P.S: for extra laughs, read the customer reviews.